Diego hacked my Yahoo acct and sent me an email reading: You've been a nasty ho this year. Way to make Baby Jesus cry. Congrats. - Santa 9 hours ago
The report from home: Dad liked his Aran sweater, Diego liked his Dublin football shorts, and Mom has antagonized every salesperson in NYC. 9 hours ago
Liv: Did you like the Fairytale in New York song I sent? Dad: I couldn't understand it. Diego: The singer sounds like Kermit. Hai-ya, frog! 10 hours ago
Liv: How was Christmas dinner? Diego: I'm so stuffed. I'm so full. I'm so exhausted, I can't even fart. 10 hours ago
Sean got his own laptop for Christmas. I can't help but feel like his mother's gesture was a present to both of us. 10 hours ago