Makeshift Twitter/Facebook Update:
E has stopped crying for only the second time since the news broke. Her hangover has magically disappeared. She has been unable to draw her apathetic Irish roommate into her ecstatic jubilation but cannot be brought down.
She is just one of many displaced Americans out there in the world today, overjoyed but alone. She wonders if there are any election parties going on tonight that wouldn’t mind having one more sobbing-but-smiling guest.