Diego: Which towel did you use for your shower this morning?
E: I used the brown one, the one you said I could use.
Diego: Right, but did you use the dark brown one or the light brown one? I have towels in two shades of brown.
E: I used … the light brown one?
Diego: That’s mine. That one’s mine.
E: I’m sorry. You said I could use the brown one and it’s brown ….
Diego: Okay, well, in the future, I mean the dark brown one.
Diego: But now since you’ve used the light brown one, I guess they’re both yours.
E: EVERYTHING IS MINE!!!!!!!!