E: Sean, what should I know when I move to Ireland? Who should I tip? What time do the stores close? What’s considered appropriate behavior and what’s not?
Sean: Well, you should speak as loud as possible.
Sean: And be sure to speak as much Irish as you can.
Sean: Be as pushy as possible.
Sean: Demand to pay for everything in dollars.
Sean: Refuse to take any attitude from anyone. Remember – you’re from America!
E: Hold on a second, let me write this down.
Sean: This is a blog post, isn’t it! I’m not telling you any more.