Q: How do you make a Grafton Street living statue move?
a) Tickle him
b) Stick a pin in him
c) Shout into his ear
d) Attempt to film the pigeon who has roosted on his shoulder and begun eating out of his pipe
I’m sorry, statue man. I wasn’t trying to make you ruin the effects of your performance; I just thought the pigeon on your shoulder was really cool and didn’t think you’d mind.