To Think I Clicked My Heels Three Times For This

So yesterday was 70 degrees in New York City – sunny, clear, and mild, the first lovely weather I’ve seen in months. Obviously the perfect day to prance around in a new dress. I dug through my suitcases, pulled out my recent Grafton Street purchase, and paired it with a nice slick of red lipstick. QUITE SUMMERY, if I do say so myself.

I went to Washington Square Park and watched the jugglers, the dogs, and the spray of fountain water arching towards the clouds.

I bought a new digital camera from B&H – God, I missed the US dollar.

I met the gorgeously pregnant Koko for lunch and Erma for dessert + dinner – dessert first, because Doughnut Plant closes at 6:30. Overall, a long, lovely day to chill me out before heading to Ohio today for Alexandra’s wedding.

And then I got back to Diego’s apartment.

“Hi,  Diego,” I said.

“Hi, sis,” he said, his mouth curved in a malicious smile as he regarded my lovely new dress.

Some selections from his monologue:

“Did the tourists enjoy the Norwegian display?”

“Did Lucy and Ethel f*ck up the chocolates again?”

“Where’s your hair net?”

“Ring ring – Disney called. They want their It’s a Small World dress back.”

Yep. It’s good to be home.


6 Comments Add yours

  1. PRM says:

    Hahahah! I almost spit out my pepsii! Ruthless, he is!

  2. ieatmypigeon says:

    He is forever a pain in my *ss.

  3. Justin says:

    Liv, completely O/T, but did your Irish friends enjoy their Pizza Hut pizza(s) after the France loss? 🙂

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      Hmm, I didn’t hear anything about their experiences with Pizza Hut after the France loss – but I did hear some of them say they were boycotting French wine!

  4. Marie says:

    Well, i’m totally jealous of that dress. Brothers are idiots. I know, I’ve got one.

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      THANK YOU! It’s an awesome dress. Sometimes, even fashion-forward men like my bro totally drop the ball.

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