Beach


…. and something else I do when I’m not writing my novel or writing travel articles or hitting the gym or doing other stuff which I haven’t told you about yet is I go to the beach.

Terracina is like this now. Gone is the still, empty, beach of winter: here are the umbrellas, the sunshine, the weekend concerts and a fistful of Russian, German, and Italian tourists. Not August crowds yet; you can still drive through town and the line dancing hasn’t hit the beach, but there’s enough new blood to make this ol’ town churn with a bit of liveliness. Nighttime drinks at the usual spots, new clubs opening, dancing until the wee hours. And on weekend afternoons, it’s laying out under the sun. Watching the Maga Circe sit stately on the luscious waves of the Tyrrhenian Sea.

We tend to hit the beach shack that belongs to our friend, Tino. Tino’s mother loves us; grabbed me to her the first time I popped over to visit: You’re E, the American. The writer. Tino’s talked about you and pulls Flora by the hand towards the sand: Tino! Look! It’s your friends! and Oh, you’re Katarina. Tino said I’d meet you last weekend but I was busy in the kitchen and didn’t get to. The sun is bright and we lay out on blue and white beach chairs under blue and white striped umbrellas and despite the sheer gorgeousness of it all, we have the gall to complain: The wind is strong or That guy over there is making too much noise or I can’t sleep and E, if you’re going to put on SPF 15 why don’t you just stay home with a blanket over your body?

It’s not SPF 15, I say. It’s SPF 55.

Heads turn. What do you mean it’s SPF 55? Let me see that bottle. Oh my god, it’s true – 55. What’s the matter with you?

The sun causes cancer, I say.

So does smoking, they say. But we all do it.

I don’t smoke.

But the sun is good for you.

It causes cancer!!!

No one gets skin cancer in real life.

It is real and it strikes people we love.

Pfffff.

And the sun makes you look like leather when you’re 40.

Yeah, but a tan looks so good.

Is it worth it, though?

You’d look really good if you had a dark tan.

I’d rather stay pale, thanks.

You’re so American.

Well, what do you expect me to do about it? This is how I’m made.

And I put on another coat of my Neutrogena SPF 55. And we watch the waves. And then I turn my head and it’s the boys – our friends, men I’m supposed to look in the face – in Speedos and I can’t; I just can’t; my eyes; my eyes! So I complain later to Flora and Katarina: How am I supposed to take Francesco and Alessio seriously when they’re wearing Speedos? But K and F say: But they have the bodies for it! And I stammer: Yes, but… But nothing, I guess. We’re young and we’re on the beach and we’re in Italy, where no one wears sunblock and straight men prance around in crotch slings and after sunning ourselves, we head to the dining area where Tino’s mother brings us bottles of beer and a plate of apricot crostata she made herself and it’s the best thing you ever put in your mouth so mmmmf and like happy little kids, thank you Tino’s mother.

*

They’re talking about something now, but I’m looking out at the beach. Thinking about when I first moved to Terracina almost a year ago, before I knew anyone. When I went to the free beach across the street from my apartment because I didn’t know there was a difference between beaches, when I lay out on the sand and looked over at the families, the groups of friends laughing together and sharing coconut slices. When I dragged myself into the water and looked at the Roman temple to my left; the Maga Circe to my right. Doggy paddling in the soup-like surf and wondering where the people my age were. Rinsing my feet off in the public faucet and wondering what to make myself for solitary dinner. Walking up and down the boardwalk; back and forth, back and forth, because I had no friends and nothing to do. Looking out at the mountain during pink and yellow sunset; hearing laughter and shouts around me; faceless, nameless people and going home to my apartment each night, to talk to no one.

But now Tino’s mother brings out another sheet of pastries – these are dietetic, she swears – and Francesco says: E, with that hat, you really, really look like an American. Tino, of course, must chime in: I’m going to get one and look like an American, too. What do men wear in America – cowboy hats? And, oh, Manuel’s two cents: Let me turn sideways and see if the hat looks any better from that angle.  But it’s not my fault if dumb boys can’t appreciate the awesomeness that is my straw fedora; I’m super super cute in it and they’re just jealous and after all, they wear Speedos so what do they know? I shrug them off – Can I get you guys a hammer? I mean, if you’re going to break my balls you might as well do it right – and they laugh and Mona glances over at me: Looks like you’re getting some sun after all. I dare a peek down my bikini top and it’s true; my boobs look like black and white cookies. She lights another cigarette and sand-covered children streak through the dining area and Tino’s mother says: Eat the pastries! They’ll get cold.

It’s the same mountain. The same sea. The same beach umbrellas, the same sand, and the same boardwalk.  And yet, things are utterly different.

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17 Comments Add yours

  1. Michi says:

    Mmmmmm, how nice! A warm Italian summer by the beach with new friends…life in beautiful Culonia sounds good!

    And I completely do the hat and 50+ SPF thing too, heheh.

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      Protecting your skin from the sun is so important, Michi; good for you! Good for us, no matter what the Mediterraneans say….

  2. Catherine says:

    what a gorrrgeous beach!! and i loved the “no one gets skin cancer in real life” opinion hahah

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      SUNSCREEN EVERY DAY!

  3. Nick says:

    So pleased you’ve settled in so well. But, has it already been a year, really?!

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      Almost, Nick! I arrived July 29th… took me six months to find a group of honest, reliable friends so here I am! Here we are!

  4. Katja says:

    I actually got told off by the man in the shop this evening for *only* buying SPF20. People go out on the boats for hours for the first time and they BURN. You’re PALE. You’re not going out with only 20, are you? You should have AT LEAST 30. I muttered and shuffled like a language-impaired teenager and eventually managed to make him understand that I already have factor 30. I wasn’t going to tell him that I forgot to put it on when walking to the beach last weekend and still have sore shoulders as a result. No siree …

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      I can only do so much to enlighten the masses. If they want to end up looking like purses by the time they’re 35, what can I do – apart from show my shining, fair-skinned, youthful example?

  5. Sophie says:

    Love that top photo. It looks like a painting!

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      Thanks! There was a bit of photoshop involved to get the colors to really pop… but the beach looks like this. I promise!

  6. laurenquinn says:

    Ah, I love your writing…

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      Well, I guess that makes us even 😀 Thank you, Lauren!

  7. Pridesing says:

    pleasant read- love “gone is the still” It set a mood.

  8. I really love your descriptions of your life in Italy-the plain honesty of it and the poetic rhythm of your sentences. Looking forward to reading your novel.

  9. ieatmypigeon says:

    Thank you, Vera!

  10. Faith says:

    What do men wear in America – cowboy hats? ….this made me giggle in the library! I was glared at.

    You make me want to fly off to an Italian beach 🙂 Good for you, wearing the sunscreen! I’m on the northern california coast, where it is cool and cloudy, and still have to keep putting multiple coats on throughout the day because my skin burns so easily. It reminds me of that speech that was so popular years ago… Trust me on the sunscreen!

    1. ieatmypigeon says:

      American men wear cowboy hats and American women, of course, wear Colonial era bonnets. And we churn our own butter! And we’re afraid of the sun! We’ll be the ones laughing when the Italians are all leathery and dry….

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